This is in the category of "If I had several $100k," or, better yet, a few hundred US Mint produced 50 real-dollar coins. The "50 dollar" coins are one Troy ounce and are, of course, worth 1,928 Federal Reserve (Rothschild Monopoly) Notes right this moment.
I start with somewhat pressing stuff that I would trade software services for. Then I get outlandish. This is not to scale. That is, I jump straight from needed to outlandish.